Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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