hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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