I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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