im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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