If i come over, it means nothing
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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