i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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