Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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