Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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