the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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