I hate all girls vehemently.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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