i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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