How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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