How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My liver just had a heart attack.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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