You smell like stripper and shame
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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