Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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