So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
