just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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