i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My pussy is not your playground.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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