just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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