I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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