Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He better not be in your backpack
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
