Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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