Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Drunk is not a location!
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