I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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