3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Let's get the cat blown out
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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