That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
