you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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