Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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