Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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