For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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