well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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