Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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