I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You are a genius and a whore.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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