splinters make it hard to masturbate
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
