i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
