If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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