pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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