apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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