You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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