it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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