i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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