SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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