she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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