Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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