I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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