Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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