on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
