but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
