That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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