I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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