on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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