either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
don't judge my taste in strippers
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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