Kiss
Puke
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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