Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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