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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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