Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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